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  1. @OphiraE The Zen master said to the hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything". The vendor fixed the dog and handed it to the master, who paid with a $20. The vendor put it in her till, so the master asked "Where's my change?" The reply: "Change comes from within." #BagelStory
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      (Old and poorly told, but shared because I'd have ordered a sesame bagel at that point too.)
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